What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
"Hey ya'll watch this"!!!
You might be a redneck if:
You come back from the dump with more then you took there.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph.
Your property has been mistaken for a Recycling Center.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
You might be a redneck if:
Your car has never had a full tank of gas or you pawn your coon skin hat for gas money.
Your baby's first words are: "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers".
That's all for today ya'll, I'll have to call my cousins Bubba and Jethro to get some more ideas.
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3 comments:
Jayhawks win:)
If you cut your grass and find a car, you might be a redneck.
I like redneck jokes!
Be careful there Tony. I resemble some of those. You might be a redneck if the chickens in your diningroom live there.
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