Tony's Time to Talk

No Jokes just news

2008-06-04T21:12:00.002-05:00

Last time I wrote on here was April. I keep busy, especially since school is out. I have weight lifting in the morning and than I work at Grandmas restaurant, cause mom still works there. Also my friends and I play baseball during the day. I'm on the Bremen Bullets baseball team so is Nick. We won both games so far.
We are in a storm watch, there's a production team from the Discovery channel in town to record the storm and maybe use footage for a documentary.
Not much news to tell about. I am officially a seventh grader. I plan to go out for football and basketball this year and maybe track. No jokes this time. Feel free to leave a comment so I know you read this ok.

Now I'll pick on Rednecks (that's Rednecks- Not RED HEADS)

2008-04-08T19:50:00.004-05:00

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
"Hey ya'll watch this"!!!
You might be a redneck if:
You come back from the dump with more then you took there.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph.
Your property has been mistaken for a Recycling Center.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
You might be a redneck if:
Your car has never had a full tank of gas or you pawn your coon skin hat for gas money.
Your baby's first words are: "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers".
That's all for today ya'll, I'll have to call my cousins Bubba and Jethro to get some more ideas.

Joke of the day

2008-04-07T17:25:00.004-05:00

Here's one more blonde joke then I might start picking on the rednecks.
A blonde was walking throught the park eating a Tootsie Roll pop and a little boy asked her "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Without thought the blonde replied "Beats me, but it took me all day just to lick through the wrapper".
I had fun with my cousins in Iowa. We played games, walked down to the creek, had a talent show and stayed up late. But I don't have pictures.

Another blonde joke

2008-04-03T19:53:00.003-05:00

A husband of a beautiful blonde wants to buy her something nice for their 1st anniversary so he decides to buy her a cell phone. He sees how much she loves it as he's explaining how it works. The next day she goes shopping and her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon, how do you like your new phone?". "I just love it" she says, "But how did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

Well, I'll be gone for 48 hours so no jokes. I'm going to visit some cousins in Iowa. I'll see some of you real soon.

This week's Joke of the Day

2008-04-02T21:18:00.002-05:00

Why do Blondes hate M & M's?
They melt in their hands when they try to peel them.

Wed. Joke of the day

2008-03-26T21:33:00.001-05:00

Did you hear about the blonde who took an HOUR to cook Minute Rice.

Hello anyone out there?

2008-03-25T21:32:00.002-05:00

Anybody read this ? Hello!!! I think it will be joke of the week now.

Tuesday's Joke of the Day

2008-03-25T21:26:00.002-05:00

Blonde: "Excuse me, but what time is it right now".
Man: It's 6:45 p.m.
Blonde: (confused look) "You know, it's the strangest thing, I've asked that questions 30 times today and everytime I got a differant answer.

Me and my Chic

2008-03-24T21:25:00.002-05:00

She's a Keeper!!!

Joke for Monday

2008-03-24T21:22:00.001-05:00

What do you call a dead blonde found in a closet?

Last years Hide-N-Go- Seek Champion

Joke of the day

2008-03-23T20:20:00.003-05:00

Hillary and Obama were on a boat. The boat sank. Who got saved?

AMERICA!!!!

Joke of the day

2008-03-20T15:41:00.000-05:00

A blonde went to the movies and set in the middle section in the middle of the row, in a packed theater, when on the screen came the announcement to "please shut off all cell phones". The blonde jumped up and made her way to the end of the aisle "Excuse me" "Pardon me" climbing over everyone in the packed row. When she got to the end the last guy, who was very aggravated said "Lady, couldn't you have done this sooner" she said "No, my cell phones in my car" DUHHH! Just for the record Not all BLONDES are Dumb. I have cousins that are blonde and smart.

Tony's time to talk

2008-03-17T09:48:00.000-05:00

This is my blog page and I'm going to talk about what's going on. Right now I'm on spring break and the Oehm's and one of Kourtney's friends are coming over today. And it's raining, it's pouring, I wish that I was snoring.
Joke of the week: Jokes on me i can't think of one so I'll get back with you later.