Now I'll pick on Rednecks (that's Rednecks- Not RED HEADS)

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
"Hey ya'll watch this"!!!
You might be a redneck if:
You come back from the dump with more then you took there.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph.
Your property has been mistaken for a Recycling Center.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
You might be a redneck if:
Your car has never had a full tank of gas or you pawn your coon skin hat for gas money.
Your baby's first words are: "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers".
That's all for today ya'll, I'll have to call my cousins Bubba and Jethro to get some more ideas.

Joke of the day

Here's one more blonde joke then I might start picking on the rednecks.
A blonde was walking throught the park eating a Tootsie Roll pop and a little boy asked her "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Without thought the blonde replied "Beats me, but it took me all day just to lick through the wrapper".
I had fun with my cousins in Iowa. We played games, walked down to the creek, had a talent show and stayed up late. But I don't have pictures.

Another blonde joke

A husband of a beautiful blonde wants to buy her something nice for their 1st anniversary so he decides to buy her a cell phone. He sees how much she loves it as he's explaining how it works. The next day she goes shopping and her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon, how do you like your new phone?". "I just love it" she says, "But how did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

Well, I'll be gone for 48 hours so no jokes. I'm going to visit some cousins in Iowa. I'll see some of you real soon.

This week's Joke of the Day

Why do Blondes hate M & M's?
They melt in their hands when they try to peel them.