Wed. Joke of the day

Did you hear about the blonde who took an HOUR to cook Minute Rice.

Hello anyone out there?

Anybody read this ? Hello!!! I think it will be joke of the week now.

Tuesday's Joke of the Day

Blonde: "Excuse me, but what time is it right now".
Man: It's 6:45 p.m.
Blonde: (confused look) "You know, it's the strangest thing, I've asked that questions 30 times today and everytime I got a differant answer.

Me and my Chic

She's a Keeper!!!

Joke for Monday

What do you call a dead blonde found in a closet?



Last years Hide-N-Go- Seek Champion

Joke of the day

Hillary and Obama were on a boat. The boat sank. Who got saved?




AMERICA!!!!

Joke of the day

A blonde went to the movies and set in the middle section in the middle of the row, in a packed theater, when on the screen came the announcement to "please shut off all cell phones". The blonde jumped up and made her way to the end of the aisle "Excuse me" "Pardon me" climbing over everyone in the packed row. When she got to the end the last guy, who was very aggravated said "Lady, couldn't you have done this sooner" she said "No, my cell phones in my car" DUHHH! Just for the record Not all BLONDES are Dumb. I have cousins that are blonde and smart.

Tony's time to talk

This is my blog page and I'm going to talk about what's going on. Right now I'm on spring break and the Oehm's and one of Kourtney's friends are coming over today. And it's raining, it's pouring, I wish that I was snoring.
Joke of the week: Jokes on me i can't think of one so I'll get back with you later.